1. shessofuckedinthehead:

    yanapieceofme:

    Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

    everyone, everywhere on the planet, all the time

    (via emilyxlc)

  2. dgraytransman:

    insertfunny:

    monobeartheater:

    abominablemothman:

    paandi:

    weaslee:

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    WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

    They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

    THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL

    (Source: roopop, via emilyxlc)

  3. theraginazian:

    desmond-the-creppy-bear:

    srsfunny:

    Soft rocks…
    http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

    can you imagine though

    you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

    What the fuck is wrong with you…

    (via allyetnothing)

    (Source: surprisedbitch, via allyetnothing)

    mermaidchan05:

    mermaidchan05:

    YES

    YES YES YES YES YES YES

    YES

    I found it again someone reblogged it

    (via allyetnothing)

  4. tupacabra:

    shampoo for my real friends

    real poo for my sham friends

    (via hefallsapart)

    (Source: dotcore, via hyliandovahkiin)

    You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.

    (Source: ohhelga, via 5secondsofgreenlightedamnesia)

    melkior:

    send hELP

    (via shang-had-gay-thoughts)

  5. consultingmoosecaptain:

    dalekitsune:

    the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

    See also:

    Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

    Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

    (via pizza)

  6. aimso:

    Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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    How I feel after waking up from naps.

    image

    (Source: copernicus-qwark, via everyone-from-school)

  7. mustang-sal:

    So this might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

    (via reallifeisdull)

  8. codeinewarrior:

    me: hey can i have some money?

    bank teller: do you have an account with us?

    me: nah i just heard yall got money

    (via everyone-from-school)

  9. rumpelstiltskln:

    if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

    (via everyone-from-school)

  10. hungarian:

    what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

    (via the-gurl-in-the-fireplace)



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